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[veryfond]

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[acaseofyou]

Oh my god.

Elia.

That hat is amazing. Is that the hat you want? Because we can make that work. It's a statement. It's many statements all at the same time.

[veryfond]

I feel that it is so ostentatious, everyone will remember it, and no one will remember the woman underneath.

[acaseofyou]

You'll be a complete mystery. Who is that woman, under the hat? They'll be blinded by it to the point they'll wonder if there was ever a woman there at all.

[veryfond]

I have no idea how you talk me into these things, but I feel I must experience life with this hat.

[acaseofyou]

I'm very convincing and have great ideas.

[veryfond]

You have interesting ideas. We'll see how well this one works out.

[acaseofyou]

You're using interesting like it means something other than good. When have my ideas ever been bad??

[veryfond]

Birdie, I can't in good conscience say that stealing a guitar is a "good" idea. Even if he deserves it and we are wearing amazing hats. I have to be a role model!

[acaseofyou]

Don't worry, I won't tell this or any other story like it to your kids until they're adults.

Or maybe teens, if they need to understand their mom is cool.

[veryfond]

Thank you for affirming my coolness.

[acaseofyou]

That's what karaoke and petty crime friends are for.

[veryfond]

What are rich mom friends for? Buying all the fancy hats?

[acaseofyou]

No, you're for fun, and ukulele lesson student providing.

Obviously.

[veryfond]

Ah, yes.

That was actually why I had children, to provide my future friend with students.

[acaseofyou]

Is that not why people have kids these days? It can't be the economy.

[veryfond]

I'm afraid most parents still worry about their children becoming musicians.

[acaseofyou]

I mean, they're not wrong. The industry is terrible if they get into it that way. That's why I operate fully independently.

Don't let your babies grow up to sign label contracts, I always say.

[veryfond]

How many times have you actually gotten to use that in casual conversation?

[acaseofyou]

Every time I get to rant about the industry, which is more often than you might think. Not usually in reference to actual babies, though.

[veryfond]

Consider me schooled on the evils of the industry. Rhaenys shall be an independent ukelele player.

[acaseofyou]

Don't worry, I'll do everything I can to make sure she's neither a starving uke artist or chained to a corporate entity.

[veryfond]

And I'll make sure she isn't seen as just another product of nepotism.

[acaseofyou]

Really, she's set up for success either way.

[veryfond]

Only the best for my sweet little sunbeam.

[acaseofyou]

[ What a nickname for Birdie to be teaching. ]

I'm sure she'll brighten up the room once I've got her playing 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' or what have you.